Monday, October 31, 2005

weh.

where the hell am I now?

some asian tennager had a nice WallPaperEyeCandy splash she called "kill" but no apparent feedback portaL I hit BLOG THIS and am now typing away in a white sea of nothingness.

Yea, can't read the fine print, nevermind my antiquicated bifocals. First contact with these sorts of things, I guess denial has pre empted my next prescription, leaving me squinting into cyberspace. Perhaps this is why old people have wrinkles. Thier mothers warned them against making faces - it just might become permanent. Clever liars always manage to tell some of the truth.

Kill my child, who are you? just another pretty face in a foriegn country with a burgeoning population consisting mostly of youth? just what happens when you get old? don't look now, but your kids just might dump you. sort of what your American role models do to the puppies they love with all their hearts christmas eve and then abandon the next forth of july. they never actually wanted a dog. they didn't actually want a christmas tree, either. not to fear - we execute puppies by lethal injection, grind them up and feed them to cattle. then we eat the cattle. as for the trees, we grind them up and then wipe the cattle from our ass.

god bless america!

Roger L. Sieloff

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Human Medicine

People have been healing other people ever since people began. As time went on however, medicine has become dehumanized to the point that it no longer treats causes but mearly manages symptoms. To wit:

********** THEN

Man arrives at hut posessed with spirits from evil stick which causes man to hit himself in the head. I put on evil spirit mask, dance, sing, twist and shout. In ensuing confusion, I grab stick and burn it, releasing evil spirits. Man says head still hurts. I give man magic stone. I say,

"Put stone over sore spots on head and it will slowly draw away the pain."

Man recovers. I get thanks, a chicken and the affection of his twelve year old daughter who eventually gives birth to many strong warriors.

******** NOW

I see HMO member A-5602 @ 9:46 AM. Patient sufers cranial contusions caused by repeated collisions with a heavy object. I administer the latest anti-inflamitory analgesic prescription for hammer syndrome. I say,

"Take two of these and call me in the morning."

Pain decreases, though man eventually requires larger hat size.

I get paid.

Eventually.

- that's the way it is,

Roger L. Sieloff